Posted by
beltway girl on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:14:49 PM
(CNN, closed captioned, ALL DAY) Joe Biden sees the polls and bursts into tears while speaking before a crowd, but conceals the true reason for his anxiety. When Hillary goes to take the stage for her big speech, the music from "Jaws" somehow begins to play. Miffed, Hillary dons a "Hillary in '12" cap and gives a speech about Bill, which lasts about five hours. By the time Obama takes the stage, the entire audience has fallen asleep. Barack begins to wonder if he perhaps shouldn't have taken Hillary on the ticket after all. (Special musical guest: Ludacris)