Posted by
beltway girl on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 3:36:41 PM
Barack wonders how they're going to cover up Joe Biden's nervous breakdown on the stump. The archdiocese of Denver threatens to perform an exorcism on Nancy Pelosi, and says they may expand it to the entire Dem party, if necessary. Bill secretly decides to forego a speech on the assigned topic of foreign policy, and decides he'll give one on the history of baseball instead. Hillary finally releases her delegates-- to John McCain! McCain frostily declines an invitation to speak on Thursday, noting he's not really a Democrat. The Dems face fierce reprisals for serving Coke in the Pepsi Center.