Posted by
beltway girl on Thursday, August 28, 2008 4:13:48 PM
(CNN, closed captioned, ALL DAY) season finale. bill skips barack's big speech to meet someone he found on match.com. the workman who supplies the doric columns somehow misunderstands when barack says he wants them made of alabaster, and thinks barack is telling him he thinks someone is such a bas--rd. so the columns are spray-painted cardboard, and keep flying off the stage the entire time he tries to give his speech. not only that, but a racoon, nested beneath the stage, somehow ends up on stage for the speech. barack chases the racoon with a boom mike, accidentally striking the animal, putting nancy pelosi into a rage. britney spears shows up in a fury, noting that no one received permission to use anything from her set. people of faith wonder how barack mysteriously knew it wasn't going to rain that night. joe biden rankles barack and others when he begins throwing around a football with bill richardson directly beneath the stage about halfway through the speech. a dope ring is found to be operated by none other than MSNBC anchors!