Posted by
beltway girl on Monday, September 01, 2008 1:24:58 AM
It has come to our attention that certain individuals are advocating against a woman and her right to choose. Now, when we say, 'a woman' like that, we know it sounds like it's not anyone actually speaking. We only say it that way because we're also thinking of the right to privacy. It's none of your business if it was one of us. Never mind that it emphasizes the fact that no one ever wants to lay claim on actually having done the thing we're advocating. That's not the point. And that's certainly not why we say it that way.
So these individuals are advocating against a woman and her right to choose. This is nothing new in our war against men. Notice that I don't say our war against mankind. The fact that the word "mankind" is the word we would use in such a reference is itself a product of men, made by men. But not by mankind, which obviously includes women. But returning to the point, the individuals advocating against the woman and her right to choose are, in this case, claiming to be women.
N.O.W., in cooperation with the Democratic Party of this nation, has always fought to make the general population aware that no individual that advocates against a woman's right to choose is a woman. Regardless of what you may initially think, please remember that the individual advocating against the right to choose is not a woman. N.O.W. does not appreciate such charades, and knows that you don't, either.
So if someone should enter into the current presidential election wearing a skirt, and cute shoes, be aware that this individual is not a woman.
The woman was there, but she was wearing a pantsuit.
And the guy at the top of the ticket refused to put her on as vice president, even though she, herself, should have been the nominee. The reprecussions for such an act will be felt, but returning to the matter at hand. Please be aware that any individual advocating against the right to choose who claims to be a woman is perhaps attempting to engage in voter fraud. Know that your rights can, and will, be protected.
Thank you. We hope we've been as clear on the issues as we have always been.