Posted by
beltway girl on Saturday, October 04, 2008 5:14:37 PM
I love you
You love me
We're as nuts as we can be
With a civil union and some home-grown pot for two
Won't you say you love... us... too...
(CNN, 7 p.m. ET, CC) Barney tells the New York Times that Bill O'Reilly's hostile questioning of Barney on "O'Reilly Factor" is linked to O'Reilly's repressed feelings of attraction to Barney. Meanwhile, Fox News threatens to air footage of Barney spitting into O'Reilly's coffee mug when no one was looking. On another front, Barack, Barney, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Chris Dodd stage their own guitar mass after Joe Biden is denied communion by the Catholic Church, and William Ayers presides over the service. Several explosions occur, and Ayers reluctantly claims responsibility. Barack solemnly notes that you can take the boy out of the terrorism, but you can't take the terrorism out of the boy. Musical Guest: The Weathermen Underground