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We've Looked At Life From Both Sides Now

and I'm really getting pretty sick of this.  But we practice equal time.
 
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Yes, gauges are a joke.  Liberals don't trust the average American to raise their kids, eat a proper diet, vote right or wrong on a war, buy a house they can afford, avoid racist or sexist behavior, or give enough in taxes to the poor.  The list of issues that liberals scream about, which could be completely amended by the average person doing this, that, or the other thing, every day, is endless.
 
But now, all of a sudden, it's not such a joke? 
 
Hey, listen.  If Americans were just a little more sensitive, every day, abortion on demand would be unnecessary.
 
Want to travel that path?
 
If the entertainment industry, would every day, just stop putting out so much violence and pornography, we'd be riding on unicorns with your current presidential candidate.
 
What about that?
 
No, see, they're just not going to inflate them anyway.
 
So let's be realistic!
 
 
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"We all have a stake in each other..."

Yes, I know.  I've been trying to find a Van Helsing to remove your stake from me for years!
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Exit Stage Left

So, as Barack tells us all to inflate our tires and end the energy crisis, the Pelosi Gang has tilted the floor of Congress to the left and rolled right out the door.
 
That's what nuts do.
 
While the Pelosi Gang, also known as the Happy Tree Friends, sleep it off in some magical place filled with well-fed black bears, painstakingly restored coastal marshes, and strange looking birds that you just can't find anywhere else, the American people can keep getting back in line for gas and blame themselves-- and their sadly sagging tires-- for their $4+-a-gallon plight.
 
If only we'd been better stewards of our planet, none of this would be happening.  Had the average American just not been a beer-drinking, chain-smoking, overweight trans-fat loving, pollution-prone slob, well, then, the Earth would be treating you better.  As it is, though, Congress has locked the doors, knowing that--as low and base as you are-- you won't be storming their Bastille.  And Speaker Pelosi, fairy godmother of the neo-pantheists, will return to fight another day.
 
Actually respectable columnists have been predicting that the nation might really be headed into a severe recession, or perhaps even another depression.  Some economists name oil as the prime factor, while others see it more as a result.  But whatever the cause, one has to scratch one's head and ask, was it a good idea, with all of this going on, for Congress to lock the doors and kill the lights on America.
 
Much of the problem is with the Happy Tree Friends.  The Democratic Party's composition is an odd thing.  We have working-class and poor people in incredibly high numbers; but we also have much of the middle class, and we have what might be referred to as the "special interests" of the party, these being activists, celebrities, and environmentalists.
 
Having found a welcoming home with the Happy Tree Friends, these groups drive the regular folk of the party like mules, shoving their radical social agenda on them like slaves, knowing the the Democratic Party image as the Party of the Poor (versus the Evil One, George Bush, and his group of WASP goodfellas) is out there, and that it's written in stone.  And knowing that the image alone is enough to keep these people voting Democrat for the rest of their lives.
 
The result?
 
Exotic animal and plant species become more important than human lives.  If it had just been a fetus, that would've been one thing.  But these are black bears we're talking about here.
 
Nancy Pelosi talks about stewardship.  But what kind of stewardship was heading up the cast the day the levees broke?  Nancy herself must be more than familiar with the idea that environmentalists don't like levees.
 
What brand of steward high-tailed it home to a jetski while the country is at war and is also facing an incapacitating economic crisis?
 
It must not have been nuts-and-bolts day that day.  It must have been personal.  This bunch thinks the election is theirs to be won, and they're passionate about their cause.  What many of their voters had better learn is that they are not the cause instilling all the passion.
 
This may, indeed, turn out to be "the moment." 
 
It could be the moment that voters drain the gas tanks of their Congress and deflate the tires of the Obama campaign.
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Top 10 Reasons Not To Vote For Obama In November

1. Jeremiah Wright
2. William Ayers
3. Ludacris
4. Bitter Pennsylvania voters
5. His white grandmother
6. Louis Farrakhan
7. The entire cast of "The View"
8. Michael Pfleger
9. Entirely innocent presidents on bills currently in circulation
10. Teens punished with a baby
 
 
Feel free to add!
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Happy Tree Friends

The Dems, riding the crest of recent Republican failures, are finally moving into the wipe-out phase.  And if they're not careful, they're going to end up as the political equivalent of The Happy Tree Friends.  The Happy Tree Friends, little animated characters that are constantly getting into bizarre situations well beyond their expectations and means, and along the way, all brands of senseless gore (pardon the pun) abound.
 
No offshore drilling.  Hardly an easy proposition for the average voter to accept, but the Pelosis and Obamas keep demanding a pristine coastline while gas is four dollars a gallon.  For anyone who reads beyond the NYT and WSJ, Katrina should come to mind, and more obscure discourse on that topic that most notably included detailed discussions of how environmentalists were actually to blame for the ensuing Katrina carnage.  Even if not completely to blame, they certainly played a very significant role. 
 
If the offshore drilling isn't enough to make you wonder if the Dems are going Happy Tree Friends, consider Obama's "serious" talks with Governor Tim Kaine. 
 
Tim Kaine, a Virginia governor of a handful of years, has no foreign policy experience.  None.
 
Now, we know that Senator Obama and Governor Kaine have a great rapport.  Senator Obama really likes Tim Kaine.  That's delightful, but even if President Obama brought every troop home from Iraq the day he took office-- and that's not going to happen-- he has noted that he'd be committed to further action in Afghanistan. 
 
Okay, who exactly is going to preside over this?  Where's the foreign policy wonk on this ticket?  Doesn't this party, considering our global position, think we need one?
 
Now, if this isn't enough, consider our "Celebrity" week.  John McCain released an ad warning viewers that qualifications are more important than charisma and celebrity appeal.  Obama is a celebrity, while he is the one prepared to lead. 
 
The response?  Well, the ad pictured Britney and Paris.  The Huffington Post said that this conjures up images of the Blonde Bimbo and Harold Ford, and that it's a racist ad.
 
The Happy Tree Friends music is starting to play.
 
Obama, in the meantime, has had the Ludacris flare-up, and has somehow managed to inject a comment about how he, Obama, doesn't happen to look like the presidents on the bills now in circulation. 
 
No one looks like the presidents on those bills now, Senator Obama.
 
And so, as we dash towards the finish line, we have Dems that won't drill when gas is over four dollars a gallon.  We have prospects of an Obama-Kaine ticket.  We have a perfectly legitimate political ad being maligned as racist by a commentator who is employing logic that is so tortured, it ought to be at Gitmo.  And we have an election coming up.
 
And we have the Happy Tree Friends.
 
 
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Hey! Let's Impeach Obama!

He's doing world tours, he's meeting Sarkozy, he's the president, sort of.
 
I say, let's impeach him.  Sort of.  Right now!
 
Yes, We, Can!
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Barackobama and the Sleeping Giant McCain

Once upon a time, in a politically polarized place called the United States of America, there was a Democrat sprite named Barackobama.  Barackobama busied himself by moving across the urban landscape with his bag of charms.  He worked his wonders until the whole, big place took notice.  He made people faint with his magical incantations, and even managed to convince a majority of the folk there that foreign policy was actually something caused by space aliens, and the NASA budget should be greatly increased.
 
All the while Barackobama made his way around, the fierce Giant McCain slept in his lair.  The fierce Giant McCain, once respected, was rumored to be a warmongerer once the folk had found the truth out about the NASA budget.
 
Well, one day, Barackobama decided to make Tim Kaine, a Virginia leprechaun, his running mate.  These two now ran across the countryside, spreading their healing fairy magic.
 
Finally, Giant McCain woke from his deep slumber.  When he learned of Barackobama's choice from acolyte Bobby Jindal, Giant McCain began laughing so hard that he somehow injured himself and slipped into a deep coma.
 
Barackobama became chief of all the States.  The NASA budget was vastly increased, but non-space aliens from Iran eventually invaded after manipulating gas prices, and after the ChiComs had bought up about ninety percent of the country.
 
Well, Barackobama, foolishly thinking that "Death to America!" had referred to only one of John Edwards' Americas, was decapitated, as was Bill Clinton, Newt, W, Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, and all of the descendants of John Kennedy and William Buckley.
 
The new state allowed John Edwards to live, but only after they'd shaved Edwards' head.
 
Barry Manilow was also decapitated after singing "I Made It Through the Rain" at a free concert for the new caliphate.
 
Hillary married a powerful sheik, and ran for president of a prominent Saudi state.  She said her opponent was all sand and no camel, and, that for everyone who'd been decapitated, this one was for you. 
 
She won.
 
Those that survived lived happily ever after.
 
The End.
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Ich Bin Ein Obama

According to the pundits on the McLaughlin Group. Obama's World Tour was flawless.  And if you had a chance to watch his Berlin speech, it was sold out, with what appeared to be record crowds in attendance to hear Senator Obama demanding that the walls finally come down.  He has cited Reagan before; one has to wonder if Obama truly isn't actually the Democrats' answer to Reagan.
 
If he is, it's to the credit of Obama as an individual that he'd even try.  Few politicians are as excorciated by the Democrats as a party than Ronald Reagan. 
 
Therein lies the most valuable charm in what seems to be an endless reservoir of charm where Barack Obama is concerned: he never comes off as a party hack.
 
This is where Hillary lost it.  In her understandable quest to bring her base back to her, she attacked Obama's more moderate approach and his attempts to reach across the aisle, at least in words and symbol.  To any good Democrat like Hillary, this must have seemed repuslive.
 
But the Democratic Party is changing with Obama, and Obama has the power, as a force in his own right, to move his own party to the right. 
 
But would the most liberal senator in existence actually make good on all of this showmanship?
 
Probably not.  A good show for independents is one thing.  Actual bipartisanship is quite another.  In this watershed moment for our nation, bipartisanship is going to mean everything, though.  Obama himself seems to have sensed this, and thus, we're hearing all about Reagan and walls. 
 
But the true hero in the midst of all of this is John McCain.  John McCain, ignored by the left-wing media as Obama goes flying off to the world.  McCain, the war hero, maligned by liberals like Wesley Clark.  And McCain, the politician, who has truly reached across the aisle in more than words, and who has made a sincere effort to bring the warring factions in his own country together.
 
Obama is a citizen of the world.  Well, we all are.  The problem is, though, that liberals especially need to be citizens of the world in order to try to conceal and excuse their own vicious behavior towards those in their own country who happen to disagree with them.  To true liberals, the ideal of real bipartisanship is a terrifying threat to their World Citizenship.
 
It shouldn't be so.  More than ever, in our America of polarized politics, we need a strong and sincere hand to bring us together.
 
It's pretty obvious in this election that Obama is the more sensational, attractive, and appealing candidate.
 
It's also pretty obvious that McCain is the one with the most experience when it comes to what's actually involved in healing this nation.
 
Like Hillary, McCain has the nuts and bolts.  Unlike Hillary, he has the rabidly anti-Republican media. 
 
Since America hates the media more than just about anything else one could think of , this election may play out in an odd way.  After witnessing the Obama media droolfest, things may move forward in an unpredictable manner. 
 
McCain needs to take Romney as his vice president.  Romney will deliver critical Michigan's 17 electoral votes, will soothe the conservative base, and can reassure Americans that Republicans are serious about helping our economy.  McCain also needs to quickly steal the spotlight from Obama, and make his limited media time count in a big way.  This means talking about things beyond electric cars when you're in Michigan. 
 
Finally, McCain needs to call attention to the media bias that has become so clear that it is embarrassing.
 
We need some muckrakers now.  And they need a mirror. 
 
 

 
 
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Barack and Michelle's Excellent Adventure

Who could have known all that time ago, outside the Illinois Statehouse at the beginning of 2007, the air heavy with cold clouds of breath, that Barack Obama would become the million dollar baby of the DNC?
 
It has been an incredible road from that time and place.  The oratory has been brilliant.  The campaign and organization?  Diligent and effective.  The ideas, though, while being almost revolutionary in nature, have been vague.
 
The Obama persona has carried him through to this point.  Gifted, charming, talented, chiselled and different, Obama has taken the nation by storm.  His success story has been an inspiration to millions.  One has to wonder whether "Barack" is sure to become one of America's most popular baby names at some time in the future.
 
Even his detractors can't stop talking and thinking about him.
 
This is an interesting man, and he has captivated the country.
 
And it isn't just him.  We've seen Michelle with her "The View" makeover.  We've seen the kids, too.
 
It's an African American Norman Rockwell painting.
 
And for those of us who've always wondered why we had to have an "African American Norman Rockwell painting" as opposed to a Norman Rockwell that happened to have African Americans in it, it's a dream come true.
 
But this is not what has truly made Barack Obama the million dollar baby of the DNC.  It's not true racial unity that makes their dreams come true.  Rather than a concert for true racial healing reaching a crescendo, this is another DNC political ploy about to be played out.
 
The DNC, where the White Woman and the Black Man move forward.  And where human beings-- including black men and white women, black women and (incidentally) white men, become "votes."  That get to "move forward," perhaps in the hopes of-- one day-- being voted for by other votes.
 
In this election, one has to have noticed that this is all being done via hard work according to the DNC and their politicians.
 
Since when have politicians-- of any color or party-- been accused of doing hard work?
 
If they don't know what it is, how can they talk about it?
 
The running of this country is not a painting.  Someone had better tell this, though, to MSNBC, where repeated trumpteting of, "He LOOKS presidential!" have become like the ringing of a bell over a eucharistic host. 
 
The running of this country should also not be a political game.  Human beings being reduced to veritable chess pieces being moved across a board of colors and political correctness. 
 
The running of this country should be all about qualifications and ideas. 
 
This is not the Harvard Law Review.  It's not a board at a university.  This is Your Life, and the life of your kids.
 
Think hard before you vote for a man who has a resume that could give you a paper cut.
 
Think hard before you vote for a man who clearly tailors his views on Iraq as to how they'll bear out in the polls.
 
And finally, with all of that said and done, think hard about block voting, and whether it really serves anyone in the end, including those members of the very block doing the deed.
 
This is all about life, and being a human being in the United States of America.  The Democratic Party platform should tell you all you need to know about that.
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Approaching the Watershed

Forces set in motion by the Reagan Revolution are now in flux and set to converge in what is sure to be an historic election for the nation.  The same states that have consistently gone blue over the past few decades will once again be blue now; the same can be said of the deep red states.  But swing states abound across the map, and McCain and Obama probably will paint a new electoral landscape in this contest.
 
A writer today mused over the five states he feels will pick the president this time around.  I believe he has targeted Virginia, Colorado, Nevada, Ohio, and Michigan.  I would agree with this writer that there will be critical states in this election, but I feel they will be concentrated in a certain region, and that key and crucial region is the Midwest.  Virginia and Nevada will probably go with McCain, and Colorado will go with Obama.  But Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Indiana are all "swing states," and are all still in motion.  Wisconsin leans strongly towards Obama, and Pennsylvania is decidedly leaning towards Obama.  But they are not yet in his column, and this election is several months away.  They are not locked in; and they will become the battlefield upon which the ideological war of this election is either won or lost.
 
Reagan had the good fortune of being the governor of California, and this delivered him this electorate rich jewel.  But Obama will have that one in his crown this time around.  And Michigan (17 EV), Wisconsin (10), Ohio (20), Indiana (11), and Pennsylvania (21) will loom gigantic as McCain struggles to make up for his California handicap. 
 
He does not need all of them.  He can write off Wisconsin, where the polls are leading decidedly and consistently towards Obama.  But he absolutely must take two to three of the critical midwestern states.  Right now, McCain should be targeting this region for barnstorming and blitz, downplaying his stand on trade and shouting his immediate fixes for the pain at the pump until his throat is hoarse.
 
Decades of political battling and bloodletting end in this election.  Republicans have chosen a candidate with a fascinating story; but this candidate does not have the powerful oratorical skills to deliver the story.  Nor does his centrist campaign have a focused and well-packaged message.  The Republicans have tied one hand behind their backs when they needed to be Rocky Balboa.
 
The evangelicals, the tax-cutters, the pro-lifers, the Buckleyites, the blue-chip, country-club Republicans and the libertarians.  The Operation Chaos crew.  They will all follow to the watershed.  The galvanized and energized African Americans, the feminists, the activists, the utopians, the anti-war doves.  They, too, will follow. 
 
They will come together this November at the watershed.  And as our next president sets his hand down and swears to uphold the Constitution of the United States, he will hold in his hands the power to write some of America's most poignant and powerfully important chapters. 
 
Regardless of who emerges as the victor, this will go down as one of the most fascinating and significant races ever held in American history. 
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Your Vote: Who Gets the Democratic Nomination?

And it may just be your bet.  Many of us aren't Democrats.
 
When we come right down to it, this is a blog.  It's not a voting booth.  And even if you were a Democratic voter this year, your vote is just one vote, not your prediction on how this whole thing plays out.  So I suppose that for everyone, this is a bet.  Just as it was a bet for Republican voters who cast a single vote in the Republican primaries, but who predicted who'd ultimately win the nomination.
 
So with that said, who do YOU think will win the Democratic nomination? 
 
I saw Obama today, and he looked very convincing as he distanced himself from the Reverend Wright.  He looked so convincing, in fact, that I say he takes it.
 
I actually believed today that Barack Obama really DID meet a different man twenty years ago from the man we saw speaking at the NAACP dinner and the National Press Club.  He was a nicer man, undoubtedly.   
 
I say he goes to the convention and takes the nomination.
 
What happens after that, though, is another bet.
 
And I'm kicking this off with my own projection/vote...  Here goes.  Let's play fortune-teller.
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Crazed Pastor Goes on Rampage

EXCORCIATED PRESS, Washington, 9:52 p.m. ET. Updated.
 
A crazed pastor went on a deadly rampage this weekend, culminating in an event held by the National Press Club this Monday morning in Washington D.C..  The prospects of genuine racial healing in this nation have been critically wounded; the presidential campaign of Barack Obama is feared to be dead. 
 
Pastor Jeremiah Wright of Chicago was provided with the weapon-- a microphone-- by various parties, including said National Press Club.  The parties who provided the weapon said Pastor Wright had no prior history of such actions, even though complaints from publications-- most notably including National Review-- and by individuals like Sean Hannity of Fox News had been registered as early as January.
 
Wright engaged in wild rants before millions, insulting Jewish and Irish people, saying Zionism is racism, accusing his critics of putting him in chains, embracing Louis Farrakhan and his Nation of Islam, and claiming that the educational system is biased against African American children who learn from a different side of their brains than children of European extraction.  The enraged preacher also noted that America had incited the 9/11 attacks with its "terrorist" activities overseas.     
 
The enflamed pastor did little victory dances from the podium, sang Italian arias, rolled his eyes repeatedly, and spoke in a mocking impersonation of your typical white person.   He noted that should Mr. Obama be elected president, he'd be "coming after" him because of America's inherently flawed policies. 
 
When asked about his reckless behavior, the crazed pastor kept noting that he was "running for Jesus," another oppressed black man.  He compared black Jesus' Italian persecutors to United States Marines. 
 
Wright apparently said that his motive was defense of the black church in America, which-- according to Wright-- was being brought under attack with attacks on the offender, Wright. 
 
Wright also said he had his sights set on the vice presidency.
 
Wright had a close relationship with one of the victims, Mr. Obama.  And many are speculating that this was a crime of passion, and an effort from Wright's point of view to save Mr. Obama from becoming too imbued in the Man's world.
 
When asked for comment, Mr. Obama and his campaign, in a barely functional and near-comatose state, kept murmuring only that yes, they, can. 
 
When former president William Jefferson Clinton was asked for his view of the events, he asked only where Jesse Jackson was, and then continued to rave about the new southern-style chicken sandwich at McDonald's.  He said he didn't care for the pickles. 
 
The Indiana primary polls, showing Mr. Obama tied with Mrs. Clinton shortly before the episode, now show Mrs. Clinton with a nine-point lead.
 
When asked about the events, Father Michael Pfleger, a Chicago priest and activist, said there were no bad people, only bad microphones. 
 
-Staff Writer
 
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Reverend Wright's Audience with the Pope

Transcript, Jeremiah Wright at the Vatican, April 21, 2008
 
JEREMIAH WRIGHT: So anyway, I don't really like being here.  A bunch of garlic noses looking down their oily, crooked garlic noses...  at me!  I'm a brother.  I don't wanna be with this bunch of Christ-killers.
 
POPE:
 
JEREMIAH WRIGHT: And you just sit there, you don't say nothin!  You don't do anything to help Jesus, a brother.  Look at this place!  You are... rich, white, people!  You aint never been called a n---er!  You were never a little black boy at home.  Barack was!  Barack knows what it's like to be in a country...  controlled by... (screaming) rich, white people!
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: They're putting my brother Wesley Snipes... in prison!  There is no rest on this earth for Jesus' real brothers.  What'd you do for Wesley?  Did you send a letter to your congressperson?  Did you call Al Sharpton?  Did you send one of your greasy, garlic-nose lawyers to my brother's arraignment?
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: You meet with Bush.  But you don't meet with Oprah!
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: You don't meet with Barack!
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: You come blessing this country, the US of KKK-A!  You musta left your hood home that day!  You know the US government created the AIDS virus just to kill people of color?
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: And I know you're really a Jew!  You went to a synagogue!
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: Did you visit Louis Farrakhan?
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: There aint no social gospel in your gospel, Pope!
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: Buncha pedophiles!  Like Thomas Jefferson!
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: Your church turns away black people!  You turn away gay people!  You're full of hate!  They say I'm full of hate, but they're looping the sound bytes and taking me out of context. 
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: You fought in the Nazi Army!  Look at how Hitler treated Jesse Owens!  Although Brother Louis says he's a great man...
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: Were you at the Million Man March?
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: Did you know Jesus was a black man?
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: I know you listen to Rush Limbaugh...
 
POPE:
 
WRIGHT: You're a racist Nazi!  Of the worst kind!  And I'm getting outta here.  The only good thing about this place is the pizza.
 
POPE: God bless you.
 
WRIGHT: Go to hell!  I worship an awesome God!  Yes, We, Can!  Did you get all that Moyers?
 
BILL MOYERS: Yes.  Thank you, your holiness.  And thank you too, Pope.
 
POPE:
 
 
 
 
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A Mighty Wallop

Ten points.
 
Pennsylvania is a big and diverse state.  Those were ten big points.
 
Actually, those were ten of the biggest points of the Democratic nomination.
 
Barack Obama made the candidate of inevitability wobble like a bowling pin for a very long time.  A figurative bowling pin, of course.  Had she been a real bowling pin, she'd never have wavered in the face of Obama or his throwing arm.
 
Hillary Clinton stood there before an ecstatic crowd in Pennsylvania and made one of the best speeches she has ever made in her life.
 
She looked competent, she looked strong, and she looked benevolent.
 
She looked like a leader. 
 
She should have been gone by now.  But she's still here.
 
That's what leaders do.
 
The eloquent Senator Obama seemed at first like a gamble worth taking for the Democrats.
 
Brilliance, eloquence, electricity.  These things don't often come along on today's political landscape. 
 
For those who plan on voting for John McCain in the fall, Obama seemed like he'd make it a real horse race.  Who could be sure of the winner in an Obama-McCain matchup? 
 
No one.  At first.
 
But then came the Rev. Wright debacle and Bittergate. 
 
And an entirely different dynamic has entered the race.  Hillary's dramatically high negatives have been eclipsed by Obama's baggage.  Baggage he made for himself, largely through Bittergate's tie into the larger Rev. Wright narrative.
 
Indiana is somewhat similar to Pennsylvania in terms of demographics.  Bittergate may also pack a wallop there.  Barack Obama's speech from Indiana didn't have the same free-and-easy style his speeches usually have.  It was more tense, more strident, and more pleading.  For a change, Clinton's speech was much more appealing and relaxed.
 
Maybe Annie Oakley will finally have shown the Democrats, indeed, the nation, a thing or two about leadership.
 
America loves someone who is real.  The more holes you can poke through their front and prove it's a facade, the less they like you.  The more you withstand that scrutiny and come out as you started, the more they like you.
 
Is she human?  Is she power-hungry?  Is she honest?
 
Is she a phony?
 
Ironically, Hillary Clinton is looking very much now like Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
 
She's a phony.
 
But she's a real phony.
 
 
 
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The Absent-Minded Professor

The most important point of Hillary Clinton's campaign came recently, and it was not delivered in the Pennsylvania debate.
 
It was delivered by Gallup.
 
Hillary Clinton is a point ahead of Barack Obama.  But the single point lead isn't in Pennsylvania, as it was several weeks ago.  It is a lead in the national Democratic nomination poll.
 
You have to go back to mid-March to find a Hillary Clinton lead in the national polls for the nomination.  You have to go back to around St. Patrick's Day, and you have to look at Fox or CBS News polls for a similarly small, arguably insignificant lead, and these particular polls aren't all that reliable. 
 
Gallup, though, is reliable.  And this lead, this single point, it may mean little in the world of polls and statistics, but in our world, it may turn out to be anything but insignificant.
 
Mid-March.  Jeremiah Wright's YouTube debut was just catching fire.  That might explain the mid-March spike for Clinton. 
 
But this is moving into late April.  The new candidate of inevitability should be well beyond a Clinton surge of any kind in the national polls at this point. 
 
What has happened?  What dynamic is at work here?
 
This single point is not just a little spike in a poll near later April.  This is Obama's Reverend Wright narrative moving into another chapter, this one involving an ambush of that bitter Gun-and-God crowd, in those pokey-doke, small towns of America. 
 
Had it not been for Reverend Wright, Obama would have had it wrapped up in double digits by now.  Had it not been for Obama's apparently continuing subtle adherence to some of Wright's disturbing ideological views, Obama would have had it wrapped up at least handily by now. 
 
But Wright is out there now, and so is Obama's most recent smear of "middle-classness."
 
Pundits have been quick to fly to the defense of Obama in his time of need.  Eleanor Clift said he was playing professor that day, and that there was really nothing wrong in what he said, the remarks were being spun out of control.
 
He definitely was playing professor that day.  But this really is not a plausible defense for the remarks.  Clift also said that Obama is himself a religious man, and this somehow should effectively quell any suspicion that he is attacking religion.
 
But Obama's religious preferences are at the very nexus of the firestorm which now, having been brewing for months, has finally exploded.
 
Obama is a religious man, but the practical outlet he has selected for the expression of his religion is separatist and radical by its very nature.  Obama might be very attached to his own vehicle of religious expression, but this certainly would not preclude The Professor from attacking dissimilar vehicles, and, in this case, they'd be more widespread and conventional ones.
 
Yes, the day he made those remarks in San Francisco, he was playing professor. 
 
What many voters and professors alike must be wondering, though, is why the acedemician Obama was so noticeably absent for the twenty years he spent in the pews before Reverend Wright with his Hamas updates in the newsletters.
 
Where, exactly, was The Professor then?  How many professors, indeed, would have sat through Wright's sermons without a light bulb of Edisonesque proportions appearing over their heads?  Arguably, how many professors sputtering the type of rhetoric that rolled off of Obama's tongue that day in San Francisco even would have bothered going to a church at all?
 
For twenty years before the separatist Reverend Wright, Obama did not have to suspend his critical thought processes. 
 
However, those same thought processes kicked into overdrive when he played the role of professor for small-town voters, who probably would not have been too welcome in the Church of Reverend Wright.  And Professor Obama wasn't praying with them, and kneeling with them.  No, he was lecturing that day in San Francisco.  And analyzing.  And his thought-provoking analysis came unsolicited. 
 
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
 
Wherein lies Obama's clash?
 
A single point lead moving into late April.  It may not seem to mean anything in the unravelling matrix.
 
But it could very well be the magic bullet Annie Oakley has been waiting for.
 


 
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